The Fumblerules of Grammar
/Don't use no double negatives.
Eschew obfuscation.
Never use a preposition to end a sentence with.
The passive voice should never be employed.
You should not use a big word when a diminutive would suffice.
It is bad to carelessly split infinitives.
About those sentence fragments.
Avoid clichés like the plague.
WILLIAM SAFIRE
